Who was the guy that had sex with the AIDS monkey?

Kirk Johnson. Mr. Johnson, of Long Johnson T-shirt fame, was a 1970s gay porn actor popular on account of the unusual size of an appendage.

A quoran who’s not as smart as he thinks he is mentioned apes have sharp teeth and therefore coitus with a non-human primate is impossible. Well, that’s why they hired a veterinarian. He drugs the animal until it’s sufficiently cooperative. Before some woke SJW douchebag accuses me of racism, the demographic of most zoos is affluent white people. Yes, black natives do bugger non-human two leggers as well, but it’s mostly a disease white people indulge in.

Scanning the comments shows that most people are naive to a certain dark side of human behaviour. Some know-it-alls are saying ‘don’t be stupid, no human in history has had sex with a chimp. They have sharp teeth They’l bite your nads off. etc etc. ‘

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Here, I take it upon myself to educate the public. My point is that buggery is very common. I guess so many people live in cities nowadays, they can’t imagine what goes on outside their tidy little suburbs.

Reading my post will save the curious fom having to go to the Dark Web. My information is well-documented, but digging it up yourself puts you at risk of seeing images and videos so horrible they’ll be seared into your brain for life.

While on location in the Congo filming King Kong’s Ding Dong IX, his co-star Bongo’s Dongo the Chimp fell ill on set. Shortly before dying, vets diagnosed the monkey with simian HIV.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

Mister Johnson was deep into the zoo scene. He specialized in filming acts bestiality. He has a distinctive anal fistula visible in some closeups. You might have seen him on the internet in the famous Mister Hands video. In such a misadventure where he took it up the pooper by an equid earned him the fistula. Good thing equine HIV doesn’t exist, or animal sex tourists who frequent spunk farms and animal brothels everywhere would be in trouble.

How little these quorans know.

Zoophiles are two-leggers known to form groups who participate in animal sex rings. The zoo ring will bring in a veterinarian, zoo keepers, horse breeders, and run operations known as spunk farms. At these places, they organize events featuring every species of barnyard fun you can imagine. The zoos bugger diverse species of four-legger. Dogs, sheep —recent anthrax outbreaks in Scotland in humans have been traced to human buggering sheep BAH, cows, horses, donkeys, goats -many farm boys have lost their virginity to the family goat, pigs —squeal like a pig, turkeys —in 1679 Thomas Granger a British colonist living in Plymouth in Massachusets colony was found guilty and hanged for spilling his seed on diverse species among them the turkey , and gerbils are more common, but zoophiles have recorded themselves sodomizing and being sodomized by non-human two-leggers ( chimps, bonobos, monkeys) as well—research conducted recently by a genetics lab traced cross-species gene flow between chimps and early humans due to coitus .

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A few years later, Mr. Johnson began showing symptoms of a mysterious new disease called GRID (Gay related immune deficiency). It would later be known as AIDS. The rest is history.